me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:
Honest I had this comic growing up and I had to sit through like seven tv shows and movie reboots about Spider-Man’s origins knowing they couldn’t top this but they kept trying
I used to make my passwords really weird so my parents wouldn’t get into my phones. So before I went to camp last summer I broke my phone screen and my parents took it to get it fixed. They needed the password so they emailed the camp and the camp director came and asked me for the password.
She was expecting some numbers.
I had to look her in the eyes and tell her it was “spaghetti daddy”
Hey guys I know Spider Gwen has a really cool design and all but please remember she’s a middle schooler. If you sexualize her I’m gonna have to repossess your teeth.
